This was posted to Reddit with 100% seriousness.
they spelled shield wrong
*picks up something i dropped*
no money no family 16 in the middle of miami
This kind of stuff makes me gay
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!